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Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.01 22:17:00 -
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Have any of you seen Mighty Mittans. He could not get laid in a whorehouse so its natural that he should become king of the dipshits.
I might run myself but my message is lacking.
Have a wash, shave of that beard and go outside and do something social.
I would even go to Iceland, but to be honest it would be to bang hot CCP employees. And as they are as geeky as the playerbase thats hardly going to happen.
Thats my Message
Stop playing
let me bang impressionable and naive software programmers, I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 01:38:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:Have any of you seen Mighty Mittans. He could not get laid in a whorehouse so its natural that he should become king of the dipshits. trying to insult my looks works about as well as insulting my intelligence i am literally a beautiful man
Mittans do not post your real life picture here as you have no idea what kind of people are out there
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=mittansthefaggot.jpg
and nice work finding a CCP employee who actually looks like a plastic avatar I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 01:56:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Well in that pic I see he goes for guys with a good sense humor as well as a decent bod. That is the kind of person we need in CSM.
As for the plastic avatar, that means she is icelandic.
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=fatherMittans.jpg
how about this one as this is how the Goons view Mittans as the CSM I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 02:22:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:you'll have to be third in line, i already have prencleeve and xenuria as my first two creepy eve stalkers
you snooze you lose
I had a dolphin and six chickens but i thought that might go beyond trolling. I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 03:01:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:i'll let punkturis know you think she looks 'plastic' maybe she'll code you a special ui where every button on your neocom is the goatman
(actually that'd be an awesome neocom)
If you can get that plastic chick to do that ill post on the forums as it will be ace
Rodyas i tried to shoop Mittans onto the face of an Angel but i could not get it quite right.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 03:25:00 -
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rodyas wrote:His sadistic DNA doesnt comform well with an angel. Try praying for his soul a few times, then maybe the photoshop will go smoother.
Tell me if this is dumb or not doable, but can you do mittes as mr freeze, keeping punkturis going well in an ice chamber powered by the ice the goons interdicted?
Give me a sec but while you wait here is Mittans hanging out on the set of twilight
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=twilightmittans.jpg I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 03:39:00 -
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rodyas wrote:His sadistic DNA doesnt comform well with an angel. Try praying for his soul a few times, then maybe the photoshop will go smoother.
Tell me if this is dumb or not doable, but can you do mittes as mr freeze, keeping punkturis going well in an ice chamber powered by the ice the goons interdicted?
It might take some time, but here is Mittans predicting his future with a plastic women
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=mittansinlove.jpg
Note to mittans. dont post pictures of yourself on here you are only asking for trouble I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.02 03:57:00 -
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I thought Mittans looked rather sweet with the werewolf kid
and Zirse she is a 20 something icelandic programmer not an eve god. and now that Mittans as promised me goatsegirl console i can hardly wait
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=mittansandchild.jpg
Mittan's face is a little off but plastic fantastic is perfect I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 04:26:00 -
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Last ones
Plastic chick as a Zombie
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=plasticzombie.jpg
and just to show im not all bad here is a nice one of the pair of them
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=streetway.jpg
Moral of the story. Dont be in the same picture as a neckbeard or he might just show the rest of his kind the photo and you have no idea what they will do with it.
Enjoy
EDIT last one and this is my masterpiece
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=kingoftheneckbeards.jpg I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 04:53:00 -
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Andski wrote:good god you're a psycho
Andski my little poppet. you are up for the CSM tell us more about your servile role to mittans the mighty and how many people do the Goons need on the council I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 05:56:00 -
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Berke Negri wrote:boy that carebear definitely put everyone in their place
lols carebear.
If you were not hiding inside that giant alliance of nullbeards i would blow you of the face of new eden. I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 13:41:00 -
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I may just vote for Andski of the Goons just to prove how much i hate myself I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karn Dulake
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Posted - 2012.02.02 15:41:00 -
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To the Goons
Your master the Mighty Mittans posted a picture of himself with a women he was not related to for the envy of all other neckbeards. The problem is that if you post pictures of yourself into the public domain anything can happen.
here is CCP whatever her name is as a Zombie as imagined by Andy Warhol
http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view¤t=AndyWarhol.jpg
( this are going to be the last ones and ill delete the original pictures)
Edit Rodyas people dont hate Americans i promise. people only pretend to for trolling. Also could you explain a bit more about setting the neckbeard picture I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
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